Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(Source: fourlokoqueen, via h-whitehouse)
the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this
it’s mike wazowski.
go hard or go home motherfucker
this took 16 hours, suck my dick
"Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul."
— Jaime Lyn Beatty (via maddierose)
(Source: mylittlebookofquotes, via dandeliohn)
"You were better to the ones that were worse for you. And worse to the one that was better for you."
— Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)